Sunday, January 27, 2008
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- Just For Fun: Paint a Greek Pot!
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- RickRiordan's Blog - author of Lightning Thief
- Greek Gods and Goddesses: Family Tree
- MYTHWEB
- Moretown School Library
- Periodic Table Game
- DCF list
- The Pi challenge - can you keep up?
- Pi song to the tune of "American Pie"
- Fishy Fractions username: sbaker1 password annalise1
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- Free Rice vocabulary game
- Tom Lehrer's Element Song
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50 comments:
There once was a rapping tomato... That's right, I said rapping tomato. He rapped all day, from April to May... And also, guess what? It was me.
Really, rap a rap. Also for next year, I'm having trouble finding a fruit that can wrap my pottery and also turn the paper red when it bleeds.
So phat man you call yourself a fruit.But there is only one question that should be asked.What is the point of being a fruit it doesn't make sense.You should at least be a potato.At least it rhymes with tomato.
But I have a story to there once was a field with beautiful unicorns.But there was a fire and they all died.
THE END
Agony, my name is thine. I am thust into the unwieldy fire that glitters in the devil's eyes. My heart is like a frozen ruby dangling over the bridge of mortality. A thousand voices scream my name, but I cannot hear them.
That is poetry Mr. Tomato, but what does it mean? As to, Flanders, those unicorns never had chance. I heard that they were debuting their new action figure in malls in Minnesota next week. So sad yet so tragic. Why did they die so young? I'll need a moment.
Speaking of caged Water Buffalo, Why did Shirley McClain and Peter Pan get married? Seems sort of weird. I always hated that billboard.
I know, who saw that coming? Not me. But Phat Mann, your comments must be less orginal before we nail you for plagiarizing.
The Tigger theam song!
The wounderful thing about Tiggers!
Is Tiggers a wounderful thing!
Their tops are made out of rubber!
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
The wounderful things about Tiggers is I'm the only one!
I'm the only one!
TTFN (Ta Ta For Now!)
Interesting, Phat Mann, you spelled Maclaine wrong. (You said Mclaine.)Also, I think the marriage was annulled
All right you guys - this is, well, different. I get an email everytime you post so go easy on me would you? I am having difficulty following this train of thought...
Did any of you do your litmus paper testing? Hmmmm?
Your teacher,
Ms. Baker
I have.
I haven't. My dad didn't let me do it.
I have ,I tested Root Beer!I worked fine.
Winnie-the-Pooh theme song
Deep in the hundred acre wood. were Christopher Robin played. You'll find the enchanted neighbor hood. Of Christopher's chil hood days. A donkey named Eeyore is his friend. And Kanga and little Roo. Theres Rabbit thers Piglet and theres owl. But most of all Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh. Jolly olly cuby. All stuffed with fluff. He's Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh. Jolly olly silly old bear.
TTFN
PSP: Kidarkitsvagagan type the Barny theme song come I know you know it.
My pesonal favorite vegitable, is a clementine, because I can do surgery on them.
Only because you asked for it Spider Pig.
Barney theme song
I love you.
You love me.
Were one happy family.
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too.
TTFN
"eBay"
Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
phat mann agony is the word for your poem.I almost choked to death reading it.But Mr,tomato heres a poem to you
There once was a kid from moretown.He dreamed he was playing in georgetown.When he woke in the middle on the night he found to his fright that his dream hadn't come true.
Smart me using poem against poem.You can call me poem champion of the world.Guess what Mr.tomato that was you.
"you like waffles?" "Yes we like waffles!" "Do you like pancakes?" "Yes we like pancakes!" "Do you like french-toast?" "Yes we like french-toast!" "OH Do you like waffles?" "No". "Do you like pancakes?" "No I do not like pancakes!" "Do you like french-toast?" "NO! I DO NOT LIKE FRENCH TOAST!( his frend comes in)"Dude how can you not like waffles,pancakes,and french-toast there so delicious, how can you not like them?" "I don't like them because of that stupid song!" "What song?" "That, do you like waffles, yes we like waffles.Do you like pancakes. Yes we like pancakes song!" "Oh, well gess what". "What?" "DO you like waffles? Yes we like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yes we like pancakes! DO you like french-toast? Yes we like french-toast!"
oops there's supposed to be a "Do" before "you".
Yeah ernie the unicorns were fat and chubby and lazy they didn't have a chance.But I have another story for you.
There once was a billy goat who choked on a artichoke.He choked for there days and three nights.He coudldn't stand it so he started the unicorn fire.But now he regrets the little accident he did.But no one will replace fred.
Now you know the said story behind what happened to the poor unicorns that night.
(I WILL BE EXPECTING A COMMENT FROM YOU ernie BY HOW MUCH YOU CARED FOR FRED).
Poor Fred! Why couldn't he have choked on an artichoke on Tuesday!
Since Flanders put me on the spot I give my condolences to Fred.
An Ode to Fred that doesn't rhyme
Yes, Fred was a fat one but also he could be wily. Named after the Giants NT/DT Fred Robbins and the many trout in our pond, he was part of the Unicorn Society of Brilliance. I don't really like to talk about it.
Yes kidderkizvaagaan why couldn't fred die on a Tuesday.But the exact time he died was Monday at 11;59 pm.So tragic.But after fred died his brother took over unicorn society of brilliance.His name was Ed nobody knows his story yet.
Ed was a hard worker he mourned over his brothers death day and night.But that mean old nasty billy goat came to Ed's office with nothing but the artichoke.But before Ed could do anything the goat drooped to the floor.
That was for dramatic affect.But the billy goat became great friends with Ed and they lived happily ever after.
See there was a happy ending except for what happened for Fred.Poor,poor poor,poor,poor,poor,poor,FRED!wE WILL MISS YOU.
wUZ UP,LOL LIK IDK WAT IM DOIN... BUT WAT EVA!!! LOL.
sEE U LATR!!
wat evr TINI that is odd i gues.
Tini why did you post in Im? :)
all of you guys are crazy!! I can not beive what is comming out of my mouth but, I do have to admit, taking time of of you're busy schedule to chat and sing us songs. I do hae to say that.
I don't like Thursdays because Thursday is the day before Friday and Friday subliminally puts the idea of Monday in your mind. Monday isn't good because it is only three days before Thursday.
Great job phat mann, flanders and kidderkizvaagan have already insulted Mondays and now you go along crushing the hopes and dreams of Thursday?
Now I can crush Thursday even more we have our winter concert.But hey guys it's not to bad.Or it could be a horrible disaster.(I am betting on the horrible disaster).
Well there is one more part of the story about the sad story of the unicorns dieing.Here it go's.
Now before Fred died he had a dear friend name billy(a.k.a. Billy goat.)They played hit that donkey.Ride a rooster and hit a cow on it's but games.(I don't get it either but I think they are messed up).Anyways Fred dared Billy to swallow a artichoke whole.But Billy couldn't do it .You don't know this fact Ed was with them all along he just really wasn't that important.So Billy was mad and couldn't see so he burned the forest of unicorns down.
Tragic story.But know you know why unicorns are extinct All thanks to billy.
By the way ernie YOU ruined all the days you just don't know yet.
Okay, I'm sure I did. (Go along with it. It will end more quickly this way.)
Since Ernie couldn't make a rhyming poem for Fred, I wrote a song in his memory. (To the tune of "We Shall Overcome")
He choked on a pla-a-ant
He choked on a pla-a-ant
He choked on a plant, Fred di-i-i-i-i-i-id
Chorus:
Oh, deep in your heart
Please don't believe
We'll for-get you,
Fre-e-ed, the brave
With his brother, E-e-ed
With his brother, E-e-ed
With his brother, E-e-e-e-ed
Chorus
Oh, now Fred is de-e-ed
Oh, now Fred is de-e-ed
Yeah, now Fred is gone and de-e-e-e-ed
Chorus
Pretty nice song.But I made a better poem.
Fred is dead.He died in his bed.His brother Ed.Buried him in there shed.But nobody knows the tragic story of Fred and or Ed.
Pretty amusing right.
PIGIDY FIGIDY SOCK phat mann went up a clock.The clock strike brunch time.And down that phat mouse run.PIGIDY FIGIDY SOCK.
Smart me using a poem again.No offense phat mann but the better poet won.So that officaly crowns me as poet champion of the world.
Actually I think that Phat mann wins because his song is quite creative and it makes sense.
Well ernie he won in song I won but I won in poem.
Just one question. What does PIGIDY FIGIDY SOCK, mean?
It means a fox that is very figity.
I think.
And a pig.
I think.
What happened to the the evil yet nice artichoke? I want to know!!!
yo wuz crak'n g's!!! we juz chill'n!! lol. yo... talk 2 me. brb....... k im bk! jk! lol.
see u latr!!!
THIS IS A MESSAGE WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS. DO NOT ASK WHY IT IS IN CAPITAL LETTERS, AS I DO NOT KNOW MYSELF.
EAT PIE!
THAT IS RIGHT. I TOLD YOU TO EAT PIE.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, PIE.
This is the theme song to my new screenplay, buffalo wings:
BUFFALO WINGS, BUFFALO WINGS, SUPER HOT AND SPICY.
RED HOT WINGS, RED HOT WINGS, HOT, NOT, ICEY.
MIGHTY GOOD, THEY'LL BURN YOUR THROAT.
IF YOU DON'T STICK YOUR TONGUE IN A MOAT.
Pretty good, huh, now since I have a good theme song EAT 'EM NOW!
I am sorry to possibly end this topic on a teacherly note but what did anyone think of the concert?
Albetron 628 to Headquarters: Permission to launch?
Pad is clear. Permission granted.
Roger that Goodell. Get it Roger...space...Roger Goodell? Super bowl?
OK. Now we are done.
Geesh.
Ms. Baker
or are we :)
We will never know because it is a start of a new week and a new topic.
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