Friday, May 2, 2008

Tickling the Funny Bone and Inspiring Reverse Peristalsis...

Here you go, Tom, your Blog topic: Funny Stories has arrived. I will not be judging them, but I will be reading them, and I expect to either laugh or gag. One or the other - make it happen, writers~ I know you have it in you!

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok....
I decided to start the blog off with a gross story....
Well it is to me anyway.
Along time ago we had Ce Ce over and at dinner time we had scalops. Yees this is how I came to hate scolaps. And it is quite sad to because I used to like them. Anyway Ce Ce loved them I guess because Hannah (my sister) and I were serving our selves or something and when we here something like someone trying to say something but can not because they had food in there mouth we turned around. And that was it. Ce Ce had (I found this out later after almost puking my head off) 16 scalops in her mouth. Hannah said something funny because the next thing we knew the 16 scalops were no longer in her mouth.(if you know what I mean) I ran off to the bathroom while Hannah ran out side laughing her sorry little head off and Ce Ce sat at the table.
That is how I became to hate scalops.

Anonymous said...

Tickling the funny bone is very funny because you laugh at the same time that it feeles weird. Hitting the funny bone is funny watching somewone hit it because they say
"ooowww"
because it really hurts,
and at the same time you laugh because it is the funny bone that you hit,that is why they call it the funny bone,
i think, but the funny bone is a bone that is real,
when i was younger i thoght that the funny bone was just a joke,
like it was never realalistic, but is was.

Anonymous said...

Sipleahoppatense posted before me so it didnt make any sense.

Anonymous said...

I ment Harry Plopper

Anonymous said...

Harry Plopper,
Me to!
I never really thought about the funny bone being a bone. PLUSS... It is not very funny because when you hit your funny bone on something it sends a soft shock down your arm(well that is what happened with me) and it really hurts!
Another owwwwwwwwwww story is when I was racing with my sister on bikes and we were going down a really long hill. I was going to fast and my bike spun out of my control. I went OVER the handel bars and my elbow landed on a rock. When I got up it was dripping blood. I could see my bones. Noooooooooo joke. I do not remember if I had to get stiches or not but all I could remember was that it reallllly hurt.
Ms. Baker I am not sure if we are aloud to do three stories in a row but...
Also I was about 4 years old and I was at a day care and I was pushing kids on a tire swing. I let it go and turned around looking at something that I can not remember. The tire swing whipped around and hit me in the head and I fell back on a woden post. This was the fourth of July. At the paradde I did not want to eat anything and I felt really sick so my mom brought me home. On the way home I threw up so my mom brought me straight to the hospital. They put me in A thing that at the time I thought was a washing machine(I never did find out what it was) they took pictures of my scull and said I had had a concusion. On the way out we got to see the fire works that were comming from where the parade was. That was really it that I got to see of the forth of July.

Anonymous said...

Wow bad luck siplehoppatense with getting a cuncushin by a tire swing. I have a little compitition that did not end well. One night when Kidarkitzvaagangaan was at my house we tryed to see who could drink the most glasses of milk and then we took a break... To Be continued.

Anonymous said...

Wow bad luck siplehoppatense with getting a cuncushin by a tire swing. I have a little compitition that did not end well. One night when Kidarkitzvaagangaan was at my house we tryed to see who could drink the most glasses of milk and then we took a break... To Be continued.

Anonymous said...

ok...
I do not know what to say. That does not sound to fun. I mean you could have done it with soda or something! Or maybe having something gross was the point?
I don't know. Did that end out well? I am guessing it did not. Well anyway I have another story to tell. When I was really young about five or six we had a padio out back and there were chairs and everything. Well I was standing on the chair and it tipped over backwards. fortunaley I was not to tall so it was not THAT long of a way down but it still really hurt. That is not the thing that sounds like it hurts the most. Even to me, the one who did it it sounds crazy but I did that more than once! I have to say, I think you ALL know this but I am crazy!
Also when I was about two my mom would do laundry and let me sit down in the laundry basket. Well once she put it really close to the edge( we have a stand to put the stuff on higher up so that it is not touch the stones.) and I tipped over. I cut my lip really badly and had to get stiches. It hurt.

Anonymous said...

I thought that I,ll blog like a comedian.
Whats with Noah and markus at brain toss if they keep that up there going to need brain surgery.
Am I right. (laughs)
Also Johnny would make a great soldier, Why??? He uses the brain as a weapon.
Am I right (laughs)
thank you I,ll be back next time I blog.

Anonymous said...

Alright George Lopez, get off the stage. I have a funny story, that begins with skiing...

My dad, mom, and I were skiing down the hill. Dad and I have to constantly wait up for mom, and are getting tired of it, as much as we love skiing as a family (without my sister). So my mom says that she's going to take a break and spend a run in the lodge. Dad and I go up the hill, and are halfway down, when I call him to a stop.
"Shouldn't we wait up for mom?" I call. so ever since then my dad has been calling me space cadet.

Next week:

We're going down the hill again, and again mom decides to take a break. I'm determined not to forget, so we get to the base of the hill, and mom goes into the lodge. As we're getting on the 3-person lift, I sit next to my dad in the middle, instead of on the outside, leaving room for mom where I should have been sitting
"Space cadet, you're reaching new heights," says my dad.

Anonymous said...

That's funny " Space Cadet " how you were nicked named and, how high did you go? Well I also have a funny story which I named MILK. One night when I was about 6 or 7 I had a contest with Kidarkitzgaaagangaan and I won so did Mr. Jacob so it was a tie between us. Then about five to ten minuets later our stomachs started to hurt so we had some saltines then a wall off second hand milk came out of Mr. Jacob's mouth then mine.
Another story I have happened about yesterday....
Mr. Nathan and I were sitting in the one setter and I sat on the outside but I got uncomfortable so we traided spots. Mr. Nathan soon got uncomfortable and elboed the out side of the seat right on the funny bone it was hillairiuos to me and a few other kids but not to Mr. Nathan. :^)

Anonymous said...

That's funny " Space Cadet " how you were nicked named and, how high did you go? Well I also have a funny story which I named MILK. One night when I was about 6 or 7 I had a contest with Kidarkitzgaaagangaan and I won so did Mr. Jacob so it was a tie between us. Then about five to ten minuets later our stomachs started to hurt so we had some saltines then a wall off second hand milk came out of Mr. Jacob's mouth then mine.
Another story I have happened about yesterday....
Mr. Nathan and I were sitting in the one setter and I sat on the outside but I got uncomfortable so we traided spots. Mr. Nathan soon got uncomfortable and elboed the out side of the seat right on the funny bone it was hillairiuos to me and a few other kids but not to Mr. Nathan. :^)

Anonymous said...

Well i've got a story that is somewhat gross. I went to a friends birthday party which was at this weird monster museum and they also had a food court. So me and the rest of the people there had lots of fun looking at statues of dracula but when that was over we went to the food court after cake we went up the elevator and one of the kids there well he sort of throw up one of the girl she screamed and all these people swarmed while he hide in he corner soon we found him and everything was normal again then I went to one of my and messed up the flow of things because as soon as I walked in the door I barfed all over my friend,he screamed almost rendering me unconscious.

Anonymous said...

Big T, that's kind of weird and gross at the same time, so wait this was at a birthday party? OK so was that the present for the birthday boy, he must be so happy (I'm just kidding). i have a rather disgusting story of my sister.
OK this is a long time ago (it happened to my sister April)My dad was cleaning out his nose (I know it sounds weird but trust me, i come from a weird family)and April was watching him while she was eating, so she did the same thing he did......but with corn and not tissue, so my dad had to stick twesers up her nose to get the tiny piece of corn out.

Anonymous said...

Um..... okay. Verrrry intersesting big t, I've never had that hapen to me before, and hopefuly won't ever happen to me.


I don't have any stories off the top of my head.... but I WILL think of something.


I wonder why they say "off the top of my head."?

Anonymous said...

Thats weird Midnight.But don't worry I have a weird family to.My brother super glued his eye shut.Okay I am getting off topic.I have a story to,I was running up stares and missed one step.So I fell down the stairs hitting each step.I was also backwards so my butt was hitting each step.After my mom showed up,she asked if I was okay.I told her I think I broke my butt.I was 3 so give me a brake.I also have another story,it all started when I came back from the grocery store.So my sister said put the milk in the refrigerator.But at age 4 I didn't even know what a refrigerator was.So I stuck the milk in one of our cupboards.Later that day my mom looked in the refrigerator and asked me where the milk was.Then I said ow that is the refrigerator.So the milk got rotten and I made my mom waste gas to go buy a new one.I guess I mess up a lot.

Anonymous said...

Midnight once I stuck an eraser up my nose. I was writing something with a pencil and for some reason I stuck it up my nose. When I could not get it out I asked my parents to help me get it out of my nose. Than I finally sneezed and it came out. Of course this happened many years ago.

Anonymous said...

P.S I stuck the eraser up my nose not the pencil.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha thats funny, and the second story was kind of weird and gross and funny, but any wayit was funny. I was watching TV the otherday on --- and there was this baby that was eating noodles. THen out of the blue when he put the noodle in his mouth out came a noodle from his nose, in and out in and out went the noodle (beause the baby was breathing). The baby's dad tryed taking to noodle out and he did but when the baby exhaled a nother noodle came out it was gross.

Anonymous said...

Haha daphne that's funny I have don't that too but yeah it was a while ago. I spelled then wrong sorry.

Anonymous said...

Oops. The --- by that i meant AFV.

Anonymous said...

Sipleahoppatense, I have a story that is like your handle bar one. It doesn't really include me but more of my brother. :^( Here it is. Nathaniel and I were maybe seven, possibly a bit younger and we went to providence, Rhode Island for one of our dad's conferences. After the stay Mom asked if we would like to take a side trip in Cape Cod for a couple of days. We agreed because we hadn't been there before and it is always fun to go to new places. We were going to go bike riding and it is was our first time using handle brakes, I think. So when we went down this hill Nathaniel who went first pressed the wrong one and-well, I think you can probably guess the rest. Seeing what happened to my brother, I pulled the other one, and I was fine.

Anonymous said...

ernie..... I've never had a "handle bar" insedent before, but Mrs. Shepard's son has.

So him and my brother where messing around on the bikes, and they disided to be stupid ( which they are anyway) and bilt a jump, and put it at the bottom of one of the tallest hills he have and tried to go down it. Well Cullen made it all right, but when it was Scott's turn.... huh... it didn't go so well. He started off good but when he hit the bottom it wasn't good. He went flying over the hendle bars and fell right on his butt. I wasn't there but I was told about it once or twice..... or three times.



PS. I herd he saw STARS***!!!

Anonymous said...

ernie, that is not funny, that is ouch, well i gess it is a little funny but not that funny. I have a bike story too. I was learnin how to ride a bike, my mom was holding on the back of the bike so I wouldn't fall. I didnt have any thing on for protaction but a helmet. My mom said she wouldnt let go when I peddled and she didnt. Then she let go and I was doing it by my self. I told her to let go but she was far behind me so she couldnt hear me. i said it again, but then she didnt answer so i looked behind me and i ran in to a tree. My mom ran over to me and helped me up. She thought i was hurt (when i wasnt) because i had sap on my face and twigs sticking out if my helmet and i landed on my head. She asked if I was ok and I looked at her with a shocked face and said "That was awsome! Mom can i do that again?" I was about three years old and so that might be the reason I am so weird now, but them again I do come from a really really weird family, like my dad he is 44 years old and he acts like a six year old. When we were driving to virgina he was hyper and every one was asleep but me, we were passing throw New Jersy when he stuck his head out the window and laughed in a witch/my mom/Aileen's laugh and it was halarious, but not to my sisters and my mom because he woke them up (and trust me, you do not want to wake up my sisters and my mom when they are asleep, lets just way that they get hyper, only because for the lack of sleep.) Aileen was so tired once (it was 4:00 in the morning, we stayed up all night) and it was really quiet and all of a sudden Aileen starts laughing her head off and for no reasin, (this is the normal Aileen, because she does that with out the need of sleep, but any way) she looked at me and i said "Why are you laughing?" and she said "I have no idea." and she kept laughing. Trust me i actually dont think that was the lack of sleep because one of my friends Josh that go to school with her said that they were walking to the class room when Aileen fell on the hallway floor and started laughing so hard her face turnd red her eyes were watering and she was drooling all or this at the same time when she was trying to breath, it was crazy. Aileens friend Mel was really hyper one day at math that when she was talking to the teacher, he asked her where her work was and she said "I have no idea ." Then she spit on his hand and laughed so hard, i was surrprised that he didnt send her to the office. But all he said was "Ok that was disgusting." and then Aileen started lagughing and then every one started laughing.
One night Aileen couldnt sleep (we shar a room together) and she started laughing, and I said "Aileen we all know you have ishues but im trying to sleep." and she started laughing louder and started singing about fart. I quote "Dont you love farts, as i fart in your face and blow up your whole careere." then she said "Kelsey farts make me smile alot." and i laughed and said "I bet they do Aileen." Like i said i come from a crazy framily.

Anonymous said...

Oops I'm sorry for all of thoughs words that worn't corrected I foregot to press the ABC correction botton. My bad.

Anonymous said...

My uncle lives in rhode island and once when he came over he brought his dogs there were two chiwawas and we had to lock them up in one of or room's because they were trying to tear up our cats. So my brother and I were playing with them and one of them got out of the room and started chasing the cats around the house and we had to chase the dog for so long. When I was chasing it I was wearing socks so it was very slippery and the dog went around the corner and down the steps I tried to go around the corner and down the steps but it was to slippery and I fell but I was not injured in any way. I got back up and stated the race again the chiwawas had an advantage there feet did not slip every time they went around corners. I finally cuaght up with the dog and carried it into the upstairs room. Then i notice that the other chiwawa was out of the room I put the do g down and ran out the door forgeting to close it behind me now I looked behind me and saw that I had left the door open I almost screamed now they were both out of the room it took me so long to cacth one dog now two. So I sarted to hide behind wall and take little peks out of the corner of mmy eye and sure enough I spotted a dog and as soon as it came into my reach and I lounged for it I think this technique work the best. This time I remembered to cloe the door behind me. On the second dog it was going around the corner and I tripped on a puddle of water because I was smart enough to take my sock off but any way I tripped on a puddle off water fell and split my chin open.

Anonymous said...

tini!
OOOOOOWWWWWW!
That sounds more embassasing than it sounds like it hurts. They do not sound to smart. But I gues that is just the way guys are! We might think it is dumb (and it is) but they are also quite clueless....
Midnight! An eraser! I did that before but of course it was a rock. How old were youn when you did that? When I stuck the rock up my nose I was about three. It really hurt. And guess wheat? I never got it out. He He!!!!!!!!!!
Well I have another story. When my dad was about thirty and my mom about thirty one I guess he really liked grapesd because one day he decided he wanted to see how many grapes he could fit in his moth. And what he wanted to do he did. So he went to the store and got some grapes and started to stuff hi mouth(I know, not polite but it was true) and at the end he had stuffed thirty two grapes in his mouth! Yes it might not sound like alot but it was. You try it. Wait I did not mean that itterally. Don't do that. But I guess I am not the one that should be tellling that to you because one day I asked my mom if I could try it and what kind of responce did I get? I "of course not you need to do your homework,I am bust right now and even if I let you they would all end up in the garbage or on the florr so no" Kind of look. But I gues you know what I did as soon as she left for work! And Iguess I should have listened to her because yes, they did land on the floor. All twenty eight or them! It was really gross. I guess I have learned my lesson for grapes. But maybe not for just about everything else I do. I do not want to list them all because we would be here all night. So I won't.
An other story is when I was playing a game with my brother austin and I stepped on a bee. we went inside and my dad put an oniopn on it. I was rerally upset and I would not tell my dad why! Afterwards I told him it was because I was going to eat that! But all he did was laugh. That was my first bee sting.
Anoooooooooother story was when I was ice skating with my dad and I fell he went two more times around the ring before he noticed. (boy don't I feel special) My lip got stuck to the ice and he had to pull it off. I think that hurt even more than when I fell off of my bike. It bled for about ten minutes.

Anonymous said...

I disagree completely. guys aren't stupid, we just dare to go where no one does and usually get hurt in the process.
We went out on a trip to Arizona and the southwest last april vacation, and brought along my grandmother. I love her, but I must admit she is notorious for spceing out (something that runs in my family). While we were there, we made a list of all of the things that happened to her on the trip. I can't remember all of them, but I'll try.

1) We are staying in Las Vegas and are eating at a buffet. The wauter shows us our seats, and tells us to have anything we want. We all disperse to our random sections of the buffet, and my mom, dad, sister and I come back with our plates loaded. So we start eating. Five minutes later, we're wondering where my grandmother is, so we split up and look. We find her sitting in the next room twidling her thumbs and waiting for us. She was sitting at the wrong table.

2) We're getting ready to go to sleep in the same hotel, and my randma asks if she minds me picking her teeth in our bed. I dont mind, but tell her to keep any finds out of the bed. When we go to sleep, I roll over and lay on a toothpick standing straight into my chest. Guess where it came from.

That's all I can think of right now, but if I remember any more, I'll be sure to post them.

Anonymous said...

Pigwidgeon, you are right but you have to agree that a lot of guys are clueless (cough cough, big T, cough cough). Sipleahoppatense, its not that guys are stupid its just that they don't think the way we want them to.
And in my third post I meant to say done that before not don't that before, sorry I was late for seeing that, I just got it when I was reading it now.

Anonymous said...

It is not that we are stupid midnight or clueless,we just like to do stupid things that risks are body's.So I guess we are stupid.Coming from a weird family means I have some weird stories.Usually when my brothers see each other (they usually never see each other)one of them has to ask the stupid question.I once heard one of my brothers(Brad)say to my brother Adam
"Have you been working out"
So of course my brother showed him his muscles.Then my brother said(Brad)
"Yeah,I have been working out to,at the donut shop"
Then he pointed to his stomach.I know weird conversation.But it is how my family is.
Now this a weird story that happened to me.Once I was driving in a car with my family to Michigan.So we had to stop in Toronto to stay at a hotel,once we parked into the hotel parking lot.A group of 5 Canadian teenagers came up to our license plate and started laughing their heads off.They did that for about 3 minutes and then left.I pretty sure when we left the hotel they were out in the parking lot.By the expression of their face they were about to laugh at us again.It's just weird.

Sara L. Baker said...

Midnight and Sipplehopatense and everyone: Please do not make statements about "guys" that are stereotypical and negative. Boys are not clueless and they are certainly not stupid. If a boy ever posted that girls are stupid, most people would react very negatively to that. And yes, I know you will say you were kidding, but it doesn't matter in this case.

Be very, very careful when you are posting - we will talk more in class, but for now, imagine whatever you post being published in a newspaper and read by your parents and grandparents, former teachers, kids from other schools etc...

Anonymous said...

I agree, guys do dare to go were no one does, like the time I tried to go of a rail when I went skiing.
It was with Johnny and Emerick(One of Johnny's friends) and we were going down a terrian park and I decide to go of a rail that went up then down then up then down, and when I was at the first down, I fell off. My head whacked against the rail and I was unconcious for ten seconds. When I came to, there was a guy infront of me and wondering what happened. I told that I didn't know. By then another guy came along and went to go get the first aid people(didn't see him again). When he left, I was convinced I was haveing a dream(Well, acually more when I came to), but when I stood up, fell down, stood up and skiied the rest of the way down, I was posative I WASN'T dreaming.
Midnight, I think its fine the way boys think.
Uhhh, Flanders, what did your license plate say?

Anonymous said...

Wow, Kidderkitzvaagan, that isn't just funny, it's sort of scary.
As you may know, I, too, have had some head malfunctions. Let me go over them:

1. When I was about three, I fell off of the curb of a city sidewalk. I split my forehead open, and my mom had to carry me, soaked in my own blood, back to the apartment of the people we were staying with. Luckily, both my dad and the host were doctors, so they fixed me up.

2. When I was four, I hit my head on the edge of our coffee table. I needed 6 stiches.

3. When I was two, I junped off of our boat. That would have been great, exept it was parked in our driveway.

4. When I was six, I was walking down a city street with a hat pulled over my head. I was too busy convincing my dad that I could see perfectly well, that I walked into a signpost.

Another note of interest: The doctor told me that during incident #1, a pebble became enlodged under my skin. For all I know, I really do have a rock in my head.

Anonymous said...

Man I remember that day kidarkitzvaaagangaanan Emeric and I waited for around ten minutes the only noise I remember was thwack comeing from the rails. ....Continued
Then we started again and It became a tie between us because we both threw up befor any one could win.
Another story of mine is about a sweedish fish. One Easter morning I went to look for my Easter basket and whenI found it there were sweedish fish in the basket.YUM! So I ate until my mom told me that Iwas eating my last sweedish fish so I decided to suck on the gummy. I did that to get to savor the sugary flavor then I acciedently swolloed it and so I got it stuck in my throat in a effort to get it back and continue to suck on it even more then I got it back and savored it for three more minutes until the sweedish fish fell out of my mouth and my mom thought I tried to sneak another fish.



Oops! "Harry Plipper" posted befor me on my first post.

Anonymous said...

Phatt Mann posted befor me!

Anonymous said...

kidderkizvaagan, that story about the getting knocked out for ten seconds dosent really have any thing to do with the funny bone, unless you hit the funny bone.

I was on the playground at school on the little kids playground and i was climbing the munkey bars and out of now where I knocked my head on the munkey bars and then i got knocked out.



phatt man and spider pig posted before me.

Anonymous said...

Harry Plopper,
That does not sound to fun. Did it hurt alot? I have never been knocked out before, but if I ever do I bet I will remember this story.
I have a disturbing story about my brother Alic. We got a new car and it has been sitting for six months and my brother ate an M&M out of it. (uggggg)It was really gross! Along with him being a little annoying he is GROSSSSS!

Anonymous said...

Mr Bling,
That is gross! Was it old or was it at least new? If it was old that is just most entirally disturbing!
I have an other story. I was in the airport and my mom, my sister and I were walking on one of those walking sidewalk things and I tripped on my shoe lace. At that time I had a loose tooth and when I tripped I fell face down on it. My tooth got caught in the walking sidewalk. I tried to stand up and my tooth flung out of my mouth or in other words I tripped, my tooth got caught and it was pulled out. It did not hurt to much though(surprisingly) but hey, at least I did not have to go to the dentist!

Anonymous said...

Harry Plopper, I didn't hit my funny bone and it doesn't have to do with funny bone either. Maybe you should have asked your self if yours had to with the funny bone.

Another story I have isn't very funny and isn't about me, but its the only one I got, so here it is: One night when we were haveing dinner, we had peas. Nathan doesn't like peas so I geuss that he decided that if he could make it look like hed ate his peas, he could get away with it. Anyway, he started throwing his peas under the table. I was eating my dinner when I felt a soft thummf on my foot then I felt it again and again. my mom found out and said in a voice inbetween a yell and talking(but she deffinaley meant to make a joke out of it.): Nathan! Stop throwing your peas!
And we all sarted laughing.

Anonymous said...

Heres a funny story It was thanks giving when I was 7 or 8. My mom gave me a kid,s drink. After a sip or two and I were acting a little crazy. Belive it or not Conner thought that I was drunk.It was one weird thanks giving

Anonymous said...

Green Dragoon I have never done that.Like you phat mann I also have got in hurt in sort of scary positions. Once I was ran over by a bike.It didn't hurt for a few seconds but then searing pain followed through.I once opened a cupboard (that was shorter than me)And the top of it hit my forehead and their was some blood.Also I was walking down the street and my legs gave out and I fell,and busted me left knee open.Soon my right knee followed in that procedure.One of the probably scariest moments for me is when I jumped in front of a soccer ball(kicked by dominic)and it hit me in the face.Than my mind went blank I woke up on the ground. I felt really dizzy for the rest of the day.I have many more stories of me getting hurt but I can't remember some off the top of my head.

Anonymous said...

I haven't had many soccer experiences but I have had a ice skating experience. It all started when I was skating with my dad and this was when I was maybe 7 and I tripped and fell on the ice my dad lost his balance and started kicking his feet out to try and keep balance while he was kicking his feet out I did not have any gloves on so my dad sliced of my fingernail there was blood everywhere after slicing my finger my dad did fall a few people with him It didn't really hurt I just stared at it until the ambulance came I was so excited about having my fingernail cut off that I wanted to watch the doctor put 18 stitches in my finger which my dad couldn't even bare. My finger is still not fully healed but it will be eventually.

Anonymous said...

Yuck, Green Dragon, I hate that feeling of waking up after being knocked out. It has happened to me a few too many times...
Anyway, here is the ultimate gross story:
When my sister and I were extremely young, my mom would lock us in the bathroom with her when she took a shower, so that we couldn't get in to trouble. We would usually be very loud, but one day my sister was a silent as a mouse, and my mom was very pleased that she wasn't screaming. She was late for a doctor's appointment, and she was going very quickly. She was also annoyed by the fact that the toilet had backed up, so the last week's contents were floating around in the bowl. when she got out of the shower, she noticed my sister, probably three at the time, stirring the contents of the toilet, with a hairbrush. My mom was late, so she snatched the brush out of my sister's hand and threw in into the sink, to be watched later. They rushed to the car and started to pull out of driveway, but my mom noticed that her hair was a mess. She ran inside, rushing like a lunatic, and picked up the first brush she could find, which was, you guessed it, the one coated in bacteria-infested week old, poop and pee. She ran it through her hair, not thinking, and had to take another shower. She had to cancel the appointment.

Anonymous said...

Unlike Phatt Mann and Green Dragon, I don't believe I have ever been knocked out. Jumping off of the boat most have really hurt, and you were only two. I know I had something wrong with my ankle, it was what we called a bone bump. That is not the proper term, but it is what our family uses. I know that there is a scar there, and there will probably always be one. I think that I would have walked funny but I'm not sure how it would have looked. Skyler, who was here before moving a few years ago, had a similar problem.

Anonymous said...

Phat mann that is a gross story. Ernie I have never been knocked out. I have a short story about my dog and my bees. Well, sometimes she likes to go to our bee hives and one time we saw her trying to brush off her nose with her paws. She had stuck her nose in the be hive or near it anyway and got stung.